Haven't been able to sort out the sperm donor admin (yes, there is "admin") as you need to print off the donor information and sign it and send it back to the clinic.
God this is complicated.
So as I don't have a printer I opted to send the email order to my work email account so I could pillage the facilities in secret and print out my order form.
The only problem was, the email DISAPPEARED.
As in, literally vanished. INTO THE ETHER.
Presumably it is still floating around somewhere in Cyberspace. Wherever it is, it is certainly not in my work emails, despite my two (TWO!) attempts to send it.
My fear was palpable. What if I had sent it to the wrong person? It could have literally gone ANYWHERE. One hardly needs to spell out what a disaster this might have been. I even asked one of the IT technicians if he had any idea what could have happened, which would have raised supicions in itself as the minute he offered to try and find it for me, I backed away, waving my hands as if surrendering to some imaginary army and shouting "No! No! It's OK! It doesn't matter!" whilst walking backwards at top speed.
As an alternative to email, I have been forced to use a USB stick. Now all I need to remember is to delete the offending item from said USB stick before I use that very same instrument in assembly to deliver the end of term powerpoint. Imagine the horror if I accidentally flashed up an order form for a load of sperm.
On second thoughts, don't. Is too hideous to contemplate. I am going to continue trying to track down that missing email.