Not a terribly productive day. Currently procrastinating cleaning the flat and using Piglet's current slumbers as an excuse. We cannot have him being woken up by the vacuum cleaner after all.
In fact, today's activities consisted of: going downstairs to check my mailbox, baking chocolate cookies and going to the bank. As I am currently desperately trying to reclaim my Public Badge of Good Motherhood and also as the first of these necessitated going outside briefly, Piglet was trussed up in a snowsuit for a walk of several metres across the courtyard, whilst I was wearing leggings and a T-shirt. Granted we were only actually outdoors for a matter of seconds, but what would people think if they saw a wee bairn like Piglet snowsuitless and wearing just a hat and indoor clothes in December? I also had to put him in the sling for the journey, as what would people think if they saw me carrying around a baby in my arms? I mean, it's just not safe.
Later on we went to the bank and Piglet finally managed to have a nap in the pram, and we went into a charity shop for a look around, only for Piglet to be woken up by a screaming child who wasn't him, and who in my opinion was a bit too old to be sitting in a pushchair, but then I'm no expert in toddlers and I can envision a day when someone thinks that about Piglet, so I will try not to judge.
Anyway, by far the most important thing about the visit to the charity shop was not Piglet's rude awakening, but the fact that I found a dress for one pound. Yes, ONE POUND. It wasn't exactly a masterpiece, but ONE POUND! I found myself explaining the style of the dress to my mother thus:
Mum: "So, what's it like then, this dress?"
Me: "Er, it's kind of like, a dress."
Mum: "What colour?"
Me (realising this makes it sound like a primary school summer uniform circa 1989) "Pink and white checked."
Mum: "What size?"
Me: Noting that the size had not even occurred to me when I bought it "Well, it fits. Sort of. It's long. It looks OK with a belt. It would have cost, like twenty pounds in a vintage shop."
I stopped just short of describing it for what it was; a tent-like object which which was probably previously worn as an overall for cleaning the house, but still, ONE POUND. And yet I still feel guilty for buying it, even more guilty, randomly, than I do when I spend £2.50 on a latte, even though that is more than twice what I paid for the dress. There's just something about clothes, sitting there in the wardrobe, that invites guilt. Perhaps it's the fact that the only things I wear these days are those in the list below.
My list of mummy clothes, a.k.a. the only things I am allowed to wear now that I am of the maternal persuasion.
Leggings-some of which are from Primark-ugh. A total waste of £3 as they don't even fit properly. Thanks Primark. Thanks for making your size eight leggings more like AGE EIGHT.
Orange T-shirt from American Apparel which slides off easily, therefore good for breastfeeding. Also good for accidentally revealing entirety of bra to Wembley High Road. Speaking of bras....
Two M&S nursing bras (all other bras currently in storage until they can be worn/fit again).
Multipack of M&S Giant Mummy Pants. I'm not sure that's the name they were advertised by on the website, but it is implicitly understood that this is what they are. And my Caesarean scar is still a bit too tender to wear anything that isn't a Giant Mummy Pant. The jury's out on whether I will ever wear acceptable underwear again. Once you've worn a Giant Mummy Pant, nothing else is ever comfortable enough.
Sensible shoes. I grant that what is sensible for me isn't necessarily sensible for everyone else, but put it this way, they are not Jeffrey Campbells.
Parka coat. No more spectacular furry creations. Everything has to be waterproof and have a hood.
Pyjamas. In fact, I basically just live in these.
So in other words, that pound might have been better put towards the cost of a latte. I probably would have got more wear out of it.